Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans"  
This will be the last package I ever send your ass  
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?  
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect  
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it  
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway  
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka  
You dare me to drive?  
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"  
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning  
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?  
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning  
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy  
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call  
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall  
I love you Tomby, we coulda been together, think about it  
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it  
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it  
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me  
See Slim, shut up b***h! I'm tryin' to talk!  
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk  
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you  
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too  
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now  
Oh s**t, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this s**t out?
Posted By: Jumbo1, Dec 7, 20:29:36
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