Norfolk Independence Party Manifesto

1) A stout wall with electrified razor wire and a minefield to be erected on the border with that monstrosity to the south

2) A proper border control point to be set up at other entry points to the County. There should be a fast track for all those who know what a bishy barnaby is, a slow track for those who don't, and a full body cavity search track for anyone who's wearing a blue shirt, or alternatively likes the idea and would be prepared to pay for it

3) A Norfolk Parliament to be set up in the old keep of the Castle

4) Iwan Roberts to be granted honorary citizenship and invited to be our first ever President, with an inauguration in the Cathedral

5) Andy Hughes to be publically tigered before kick-off at the first game of next season

What other policies are needed? Should we stand in a by-election somewhere?

Posted By: Partial Angler, Apr 27, 11:02:51