I was visiting the out-laws in Middlesbrough...

and expecting the usual bashing at the hands of the krauts decided to stay in, rather than pay ritual humiliation down their local.

Still, seeing my father-in-law in the animated and eventual inebriated state he was in... was as priceless as Michael Owen's hatrick, Steven Gerrard's thunderbolt and Emile Heskey's DJ stylee goal celebration.

Posted By: Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 10:02:21