Or, Oyster Boatmen, Stoopish, whatever...

The backwater of ambition - read not good enough in his chosen field.

The place where, if you want a career, you fail - obviously giving it the big I'm Just Out of Uni, I Own You.

The place where, if you want a social life, you fail - social misfit, doesn't fit in with anyone.

The place where, if you want an intelligent conversation, you fail - no one wants to listen to your bigoted politics because you go on and on and on.

The place where, if you want to see attractive football, you fail - fair play.

And more fool me for biting.

Posted By: Jono, Apr 27, 08:57:00