Chillin' in my crib, hangin' with my b***hes

Two lurcher puppies to be precise. Part of the Divorce Dividend is that I'm able to decide whether or not I am allowed to have a dog and, having moved out of rented accomodation (where it wouldn't be allowed), I have decided that yes, yes, I may indeed. And I couldn't decide between them so both followed me home. Which is f**king ridiculous because I'm skint before I even start, and now I have to do extra stuff to avoid Littermate Syndrome on top of all the usual training and my brand new carpet is regularly getting pissed on, and not by me.

Regrets?

Precisely zero.

Posted By: Old Man, Nov 2, 20:36:12