Jeez, you're in for a hell of a lot of disappointment in life fella.

Do you boo your missus unless she brings you a full English every day ?

Do you campaign for Tesco's to up and leave if they've run out of beans ?

Do you write to Points of View when the News starts at 10.01 instead of 10 o'clock - they've got enough money, so shouldn't f**k it up.

Do you send your car to the scrap heap when the windscreen washer fluid is low ?

You've totally missed the point, as usually. Go and have a lie-down.

Posted By: Arganth, Apr 24, 09:51:41