The oldest one

was only 3 when I fathered the third, so wasn't an option!

The essence of my shameful family life is that my oldest decided when he was 4 or 5 that he was going to be an Ipswich fan - this started as a "wind up Dad" joke but then the scum got promoted and then finished 5th in the prem and suddenly he decided he really WAS going to be a Scum fan!

Since the alternative was abandoning him in some woods somewhere, I decided to convert him to a "neutral" team via his godfather, a keen Chelsea fan. (This was all way before Abramovich.)

Posted By: Old Git, Jun 9, 15:12:48