If instead we were the sportswashy plaything of a disinterested criminal/oligarch/oppressive regime, they'd have had flunkies on hand to dive full length, catch your pie before it hit the ground, dust it off and give you a free Bovril into the bargain for the inconvenience.
Under Delia we've no chance of these things, sadly.
Posted By: Old Man, Sep 23, 11:30:24
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