All you need to do now

is excitedly sign up for all sorts of parental WhatsApp groups, and then sit back and enjoy the endless stream of f**king emoji nonsense for the next several years, interrupted occasionally by someone asking s'thing like, "when does terms start?" or "should Sidney wear a jumper today?" or "has anyone seen poppy's socks?"

Posted By: paulg, Sep 6, 10:32:28