england invented football and "gave" it to the world winning the euros would be it

metaphorically returning in the shape of a silver pot. everyone knows that everything brilliant in the world started was invented in england like; the telephones, tv, cable ties, sliced bread, 3 pin plugs, planes, speedboats, tanks, sumbmarines, hovercraft, bombs, jet skis, trombones, pennicillin, jam, the oboe, the ancient greeks, toothpaste, chopper bicycles, the 4 minute mile, the beatles, hm the queen, foghorns, mole grips, the nhs, coins, electricity, water, combs, the flushing toilet, morris dancing, all the vaccines, the internet, incandescent light bulbs, chess, diving boots, air raid sirens, rubber johnnies, rope, canals, bouncy castles, beer, angry birds, fire, toast, antelopes, the wheel, turkey twizzlers, the chop saw, i can't believe it's not butter, trains, the wurlitzer juke box, cars, the mop, the printing press, jamiroquai, shetland ponies, monkeys, glue guns and tic tacs. the lot.

Posted By: Tombs, Jul 7, 17:21:26