i feed the pets in the am

dog: he sits respectfully quivering away tail wagging and waits for me to fill his bowl and then waits for the command to eat.

cat: meows her stupet head off at me almost falls off the utility room work surface the greedy f**k and without fail shows me her butthole, nice start to the day. the f**k do you do this? just wait, i've never not fed you.

me: lets get rid of her she offers jack s**t (joke)
wife: hmmm, *girl's club*

Posted By: Tombs, May 10, 22:57:12