If the crank on my team ever pipes up about food, most know to go quiet

It's usually a newbie that bites.

Recently she said she didn't like cheese, which had more than one bite. Then she said in Australia the only cheese she did like was the type you kept in the cupboard

After much outrage the brand was looked up.

There's genuinely a cheese in Oz, that you keep at room temperature sold under the brand c**n.

..... That country!

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 13:04:21