maybe

I'd just make light of it and insist 'no, after you'. That way you can protect your arsehole AND put the willies up him (so to speak).

Of course, the first person in a group to enter a restaurant is the person who is paying, so it's a good idea to always hang at the back anyway so you can avoid having to use the 'left my wallet at home' excuse. This has the added benefit of giving you a good view of any black ladies' large posteriors.

Posted By: Dave in France, Jun 8, 18:17:09