Up there with Spinal Tap

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f**ked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Posted By: inutero, Apr 16, 17:14:31

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