As stated before I can predict the future

The summer will go like this

The Pink Un message board will be full of posts from people saying so and so is on a bosman - any thoughts?

We'll be linked with players and the response will be 'we made an enquiry but that's as far as it went'

No one will sign until at least July. We'll enter pre-season and numbers will be woefully short, a few more players will come in but pre-season will be effected by disruption and new players won't have time to settle.

We will spend no more than ?500k on a player, this player will have been signed because Worthy wrote his name down on a piece of paper and "it looked good, very solid". Fans from his previous club will be laughing and glad to see the back of them.

Green is sold, Gallacher leaves and Lewis remains the only keeper on the books, no matter "we have a wealth of goalkeepers"

We will get a season long loan in, this player will have scored one decent goal for his team and then done nothing. "We have watched him for the past two weeks while he's been sunbathing" and we like what we see" will be the reason for signing him

The pre-season preview in the Evening News will be full of players comments about how they're looking to put things right. Carl Robinson will state we're winning the league and Elvis will be performing at Carrow Rd backed by Buddy Holly and supported by 2Pac and Biggie Smalls on the final home game.

Posted By: inutero, Apr 16, 07:38:21