i remember once....

the teacher said 'any questions? and i put my hand up and she said 'yes David?' and I said 'Graham keeps farting'.

Teacher: 'that's not a question, is it, David?'

So i put me hand up again and she said 'yes David?' again. And i said:

'Don't you think Graham should stop farting?'

I got sent out of the lesson, and i could never work out why.

Posted By: Dave in France, Jun 8, 17:44:05