Indeedy....

Instinctively, from the dark caverns of primeval Id, he slipped in the ?Double Spock.?

?No doctor ? It?s not logical!? cried she, full and sated.

?Stop blo0dy shouting woman, you?ll wake the bairns? mused I, aware of the danger.

?Eat me like a happy meal! Be my Hamburgler you naughty Ronald!? Her face flushed the colour of cranberry juice as she begged him huskily.

?Forchrissakes! Let go of me ears?

?CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP YOUR DOG OF WAR!?

?Ouch, Fcuk, lay of my plums ? stop it!?

?I?m a bad Dobby! Claim my Goblet of Fire!? Her face a rictus of hate and desire.

?Stop making that face doris, you?re scaring me?

?---?

?Doris??

?---?

?Breath you stupid cow?

?---?

?You?re turning purple, stop it?

?I AM CORNHOLIO!!!?

? Sod this, I?m going back to the pub.? And off I sodded.

?Do You Have Teepeee??

Posted By: Tomblander, Jun 8, 16:59:31