I signed up for friends and family about two months ago

but I don't have any, so I put my mum on it and 4 0989 numbers

Well, I only went and won the bloody holiday

So there we all are on a beach in Ibiza and I get a voice in my ear "hey sam, would you like to rub some cream on my tits and work your way down"

I was like "ffs, leave it out mum"

Posted By: Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 16:54:36