Vajanuary

1) Which planet was home to Mr Spock? Vulcan

2) Which group were 'Turning Japanese' at No 3 in the charts in 1980? The Vapours. They spelled it incorrectly as "The Vapors" but honestly, it's OK, we won't judge.

3) Where is Romeo and Juliet set? Verona. He seemed to like the place; I suppose a modern-day setting might be something like The Two Gentlemen Of Corona, idk

4) What name is given to the rust that is found on copper? Verdigris, because it makes it like an operatic version of the Olivia Neutron-Travolta thing, or maybe cos it's green and Verd and all that, wevs

5) Which comedian stated 'Roses Grow on You'? Cheerful f**ker, whoever it was. Still, better than Worms Eat You, I suppose.

6) By size, Tambora, in Indonesia is the world's biggest what? Volcanic eruption innit

7) Montpelier is the capital of which American State? Well it's either Vermont or Virginia and it's not Virginia so I conclude it's Vermont despite not actually knowing. Vermont.

8) Who is the Roman Goddess of Fire? Vesta. Some joke there about matching with a virgin on tinder but I'm too tired to make it.

9) Which Palace is visited by over 2 million tourists a year? Must be Versailles. You can do the best bits (garden) for absolute nada, zilch, nowt, and if you go about half a mile you can even park for free too. Unless there's a pandemic thing going on of course.

10) Which 1960 film, remade in 1995, is about ten women giving birth at the same time to children who all turn out to be aliens? Fucking hell, now I've got "Children of the Damned" by Iron Maiden on repeat in my earwormy thing. So thanks for that. Anyway, Village Of The Damned. Not to cry wolf but I guess that makes me a stretcher case, baby?

Voluptuous Thank Yous as ever Saucy

Posted By: Old Man, Feb 19, 19:57:02