The "opportunity" to treble your salary.

Dear Simon,

We are offering you the opportunity to treble your salary.

It's as simple as this. All you have to do is to do three times as much work, doing it twice as well as you do at the moment. And that's it! It's a FREE offer - a glorious opportunity you can't afford to ignore.

And remember, the first lucky 100 respondents WILL have their names entered into our grand prize draw, in which you could win any one of a luxury cruise, a solid gold watch or a new filing cabinet.

Good luck!

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 11, 15:13:58