watching informer on the netflix, thought i'd pause it for a mo and relay this

dialogue excerpt:

Raza enters a salon....

Raza's auntie (she works in the beauty salon): Hey. what are you doing in bloody shoreditch looking for flats huh? Don't think I don't have eyes everywhere!"

Raza: You don't have eyes at the school, Ammi. Nasir texted me. Detention again."

Ammi (busy at work): What? Well you'll have to go fetch him."

*Razi makes a joke about drug money*

Ammi: "Please don't joke like that! You remember Anara's boy? he walked all the way to Ipswich thinking he was Jesus!"

Razi: "Course, he had to be high to go to Ipswich."

I lolled anyway

carry on

Posted By: Tombs, Feb 13, 22:56:56