Fear not pissy panty people

Daniel will sort it. This is our blip. Everyone has one.

We're doomed. Fuck off Pukki. Cantwell blah blah luxury player. Placheta's s**t. Kenny is s**t (again). Everything's s**t.

Like you moaners have never underperformed in your lives.

One thing is for sure, our team won't throw the towel in as readily as some of you do. Thank god.

Poached eggs on toast and tea, in case you wondered.
And those things they sell as egg poachers are not. They're coddlers. A poached egg goes in water. End of.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Feb 6, 09:59:50