Get a dog. We're surrounded by

The bird murdering, trespassing bastards here. My neighbors front garden was like a cat latrine. He had to stop his kids playing on it.
He's put those movement triggered sonic things up. Says it's helped a bit.
The little f**kers stay well away from our garden thanks to my dog going apoplectic if they venture into his turf.

I rightly get fined if I don't pick up my dog s**t, yet cats are free to s**t anywhere. Same goes with killing wild animals. Almost daily there's bits of bird or mouse littering the street.

A dog gets caught catching and killing a wild animal and there's uproar.

Not that mine ever catches anything. He's s**t.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Feb 1, 06:44:54