So, not goona lie, this is the upmost annoyance - can I get an amen?

So, reaching out to my wroth homies to pick your brains if you have a spare five minutes - wait, does that pass mustard? My bad, Babba. I should of checked with your proths, your colincanarys, your Augustus Pablos; should have been more pacific with my ask. Just tryna live my best life, ya feel me? Something centred around coffee - it's my everything, specially when I'm going work - I always need it their. Life's not a rehearsal, gotta live laugh love and coffee really takes me to the next level on that. I'm just saying - it's a no brainer! Here's the thing - gotsta have cinnamon or chocolate on a capuccino - the reality is, seasoning is everything - just telling it like it is, sorry not sorry. Proof's in the pudding as any fellow countryman will tell you - it is what it is, and ima take this bad boy coffee and inject it into my veins. I mean, it's different than tea, and I'm reticent to recommend one over the other, but if you stay home and look at their history you'll get it. Or not, idk. Anyway, I just wanted to talk to the difference, I'm like, coffee is fantastic but tea is fantastic too, you can't talk about both in one foul swoop and - no offence, but Ipswich is such a tin pot club you can't even get a decent Gingerbread Spiced Latte at half time, love. Listen, the nation deserves better - but. Also, I was today years old when I learned that oat milk is suprisingly good in a latte. Can anyone here recommend a good (or reliable) barrister to make one for me? I know it's different to the barrista but yolo, innit.

Fuck, I'm good.

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 27, 12:12:50

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