out washing the car today woman we know walked past and stopped for a chat with my frau

my wife says "how you keeping not seen you for ages?"

oh she says "not too bad but i've put on a bit of timber over this lockdown"

later on.......

my wife says to me "well fancy that then i don't believe it, elaine has gone on tinder, if nick finds out he will kill her"

i did consider correcting her but the ladies don't like mansplaining nowadays so i've left it there to cook for a wee while 😂

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 22, 19:40:51