Hotel pro-tip

Get one of those plastic resealable freezer bags. Turn it inside out. When you get to your room, put your hand in the bag. If there is one of those coverlet things on your bed - you know the fabric strip thing that is on top of the duvet - pick it up with your bagged hand and put it in the corner of the room. They rarely wash them and they are basically splattered in jizz. Then, with your bagged hand, grab the tv remote control, reverse the bag and seal it so the remote is in the bag. TV remote also caked in dry jizz. Works fine inside the freezer bag.

Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Jan 18, 17:56:32