Beware of toasties

Each day a rabbit would go into a pub and order a pint of beer and a cheese and tomato toasted sandwich.
One day the barman told the rabbit he had no cheese and would he have ham and pineapple instead?
The rabbit reluctantly agreed.
That was the last the barman saw of the rabbit until much later when
one night he heard the clunking of bottles and banging of crates in the cellar.
When he went to the cellar he saw the rabbit.
‘You don’t look to good. What’s happened to you?’
‘I died and I a ghost now’, replied the rabbit.
‘What happened? What did you die of?’
‘Mixing me toasties’

Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Jan 4, 17:01:08