this one...

new Craftsman on his first day out of training in the unit and couple of lads tell him to take a petrol pump nozzle in to the ASMs office and get him to sign the form inside an internal envelope. "Don't say anything mate he is a grumpy old bastard on the best of days and he hates sprogs, so just hand him the envelope and say this is for you Sir." Remember and keep the pump nozzle upright or the ball bearing will fall out and that is what is needed fixing so hold the nozzle up high in your left hand when you give him the envelope"... "he'll know what it is and he will sign the paperwork and send you back to the stores". So the lad goes in says "Good morning Sir this is for you" and hands him the envelope with the nozzle stuck up in the air in the other hand like he was told.

The ASM opens the envelope and written on a piece of folded A4 is the following in cut out letters of different sizes and fonts from a tabloid which says "GivE mE alL YOuR FuckiNG mOnEy yOU CuNT"

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 30, 20:39:25