I told them, I told them, I TOLD them

Team in yellow against a team in blue, only one winner, but would they listen? I tried to make sure it was all ironed wrong and pretended I'd run out of 50p pieces for the dryer so oh dear never mind we'll have to wear a proper kit but no, oh no, we HAVE to wear the blue kit, it's MANDATED, never mind the INEVITABLE result on the pitch it's all about the sponsorship deal and I need to watch my ironing lines in future I KNOW ABOUT THE IRONING LINES YOU IDIOTS I think next time I might put hte iron on too hot and accidentally burn holes in them all but then I'd lose my job but HONESTLY can you BELIEVE it?

Posted By: Assistant Kit Man, Dec 28, 11:22:10