I am the worst cricketer in the worse. Bar none.

Rugby was an unendurable nightmare.

Due to the fact that I was basically a lanky, weedy, reading-in-my-own-time jessie, I'd be stuck on the wing.

I'd stand around the edge of the pitch trying to keep my hands warm inside my long sleeves, then have to get them out when someone yelled "GARETH!" at me and the ball came flying at me.

If I didn't f**k up the catch like a flid someone would scream "RUN!" and then I'd hurtle towards the posts, not looking if I could pass the ball anywhere, until all the fat f**kers I went to school with jumped on me and booted me in the face for good measure.

Rugby is a s**t sport for frustrated Fascist c**ts. FACT.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:13:34