It's like coupons with Worthy

You have to do 6 tackles and 3 hoofs to earn the right to do one pass.

At half time:

"McVeigh! What the f**k were you doing playing the short ball into the box? YOU'RE STILL 4 TACKLE COUPONS SHORT YOU LITTLE SHOW PONY!!"

"But boss I .."

"SHUT UP!! And Huckerby - you are NOT allowed th dribble UNTIL you've put in AT LEAST 2 shoulder charges. How many f**king times do I have to tell you?"

"But boss I .."

"SHUT UP!! And Earnie - HAVE YOU MADE ONE SINGLE KNOCK DOWN YET? Jump and use your f**king elbows, son, that's what they're there for!"

"But boss I ..."

"SHUT UP! Now, get back out there and earn your coupons before you start all this fancy dan 'passing' again. Got it?"

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 7, 14:21:48