Sounds like a Fast Show script

Kenneth: Does she want it, sir?
Man: You what?
Kenneth: Your fianc?e, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed, sir?
Ken: Like a frightened deer in a woodland glade, sir? Cornered by the hounds, ooh!
Kenneth: Does she make this sort of noise, sir? Ah!
Ken: Ah!
Kenneth: Ah!
Ken: Ah!
Kenneth: Ah!
Ken: Ah!
Man: Good bye. [he leaves]
Ken: Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this? Ah!
Kenneth: Suit you, sir.
Ken: Suit you, sir.

Posted By: Old Git, Apr 7, 12:50:14

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