It's an old joke, but tonight you win a Greek Urn and a Maltese Cross.
The Greek Urn is a 500 Drachma pay packet found in an attic in an Athens suburb. It dates from 1986 and is worth about £15. As for the Maltese Cross his name is Paulo and he really is a very angry chap. Just don't mess with him.
Posted By: Saucerer, Nov 22, 20:29:42
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