The future of health is up your arse.

Measure your blood oxygen level with a revolutionary new sensor and app. Take an ECG anytime, anywhere. See your fitness metrics at a glance with the enhanced Always-On Retina display. Keep an eye out for the re-appearance of last nights dinner with our innovative Head-up-your-arse OLED display. With Apple iButtplug Series 6 up your arse, a healthier, more active, more connected life is within reach. Oh, did we mention? It also plugs your Butt.

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 10, 14:38:20