I'm pretty niave. I've got away with it so far I think. One New Year's Eve I was stumbling

home drunk, I knew I had 1.5miles to go.

This guy pulls over and goes "get in, I'll take you home"

So I did

He was fine, just being nice, in the back his 2 dogs were super excited to see me, one licked my ears all the way home.

I goes to him "they're very friendly, I know nothing about dogs, what breed are they?"

Him "they're whippets"

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Nov 1, 19:50:45