Picture the scene.......

Location: York
Dateline: Today

Our man Himmers peddles furiously down the back of the industrial estate knowing full well that he shouldn't have had that last can of cider last night. Sweating profusely, he puts the lock on his cycle and removes the seat. Those cocky w**kers from the IT department won't catch me out again he thinks. He takes the stairs up to the second floor three at a time whislt deftly removing his trousers from his socks. "Must buy me some proper cycle clips next time I'm in Halfords, but that will have to wait until payday". Himmers takes off his sopping snorkel jacket, a present from his nan and smiles inwardly to himself safe in the consolation that no-one in the office has even the remotest suspicion that he is pants. Ha ha the fools. Lickety spit he washes up all the cups, except Barrys, and puts the kettle on before booting up his workstation and entering the seedy world of WOTB. Welcome to another day in Himmersville.....

Posted By: Tomblander, Apr 4, 08:28:19