Would you go walkabout, naked and smeared in choc and nut Frutella...

...up and down Grapes Hill if it were the one and only desparate act that would get rid of Worthy?..

The other conditions would be that people could wind down their windows and lick you with the rough, ruddy tongues if they so wanted and small boys could spit on you instead of the cars from the fly over opposite Norwich's 2nd cathedral if they wanted to...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Mar 30, 17:46:22