Possibly, but i would imagine the conversation would of went like this

Gary Megson: Hey Nigel, how are you doing, my fellow hoof ball enthusiast?

Nigel: Good thanks Gary, sorry to see you relegated, but dont worry you will be back up here soon, you know hoof ball allways wins through!

GM: Anyway Nigel how much do you want for your three lungs ginger Boy Holt?

NW: How about i swap him for that right back of yours, ive never seen him play, but his name is a bit like a Michael jackson song? Willie Bean is it? I love right backs

GM: Sounds like a deal to me! Send the ginger up here to discuss terms, oh and its Matty Louis Jean by the way.

NW: OK, ill let Gary know about the sit-u-ation, good luck for the season noetamean.

The phones go down

NW: What a boring hoofball idiot that man is, what a deal ive got Garys rubbish now.

GM: What a boring hoofball idiot that man is, what a deal ive got Mattys rubbish now

Posted By: DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 29, 14:37:56