We can STILL make the playoffs!!!

If it wasn't for them scoring more goals than us we'd have won on Saturday, there's some fines due as at least some of the passes in the first half were at BELOW KNEE HEIGHT and as I'm sure you'll all know we do NOT tolerate that kind of thing at Norwich City Football Club, thank you very much.

But if Preston, Wolves and Cardiff think they've got us beat for sixth place THEY'VE GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING!!!

A small thermonuclear device will soon take care of Wolverhampton (and do the rest of the world a favour to boot). Welsh independence would kick Cardiff out into some Taff league or other - SO EVERYONE JOIN PLAID CYMRU AND VOTE FOR THEM IN THE COUNCIL ELECTIONS!!!

That leaves Preston. And surely he'll be too busy having his cock sucked by that Paris Hilton lookey likey bird to think too hard about football.

As I keep telling my defenders when they're trying to work out how to pass the ball - THE ONLY WAY IS UP!!!

Posted By: Nigels Arse, Mar 27, 11:32:46