the worst story i heard

was about a rugby player who dislocated his hip in a match. His team mates quickly 'clicked' his hip back into the scket, but they couldnt work out why he was still screaming. It turns out that one of his testicles had some how got 'sucked' into the empty hip socket and then was crushed when his leg was relocated.

I don't believe it for a second though.

*stands up very carefully so as not to risk injury*

Posted By: Dave in France, Jun 7, 16:35:58