Royal Marine, has a shower. Sits on bed with only a towel on. General Quarters sounds (or whatever those sailor chappies call an Alarm and geezer jumps of top bunk to get dressed. His big mistake was to leave his knackers dangling between the mesh of the bedsprings. He actually bled to death. Ouch.
Posted By: Tomblander, Jun 7, 15:54:11
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