Quality joke

A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle
> Brown Ale. It isn't long before he comes across a pub. Once inside he
walks
> up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink, a pint of Newcastle
Brown
> Ale. "I'm sorry" say's the barman "We don't sell Newcastle Brown Ale here"
> The Geordie is gutted, but as he is thirsty he decides to have anything
> that the barman can offer.
>
> "Will a pint of Witbred do sir?" the barman enquired handing him the
drink.
>
> "That'll do" the Geordie answers and takes a good long gulp, "Wy-ay thats
> not bad" he said in apreciation, "Im ganna need a piss now. Can ya look
> after me pint while I'm in there?"
> "Certainly Sir" answered the barman
> "But I don't want anybody touching my pint, there will be hell to pay if
> they do" and off he goes to the toilet to relieve himself.
>
> While he's in there a big black woman walks up to the geordie's pint,
takes
> a sip from it and then farts in it. The barman see's this but is to late.
> He panics, remembering the Geordie's threat and 2 seconds later in comes
> the geordie back from the toilet. He's about to pick up his pint when he
> notices a fresh lipstick mark on the glass,"whats be goin on ere then man?
> Some one's ad me pint". Sweating, and pointing at the black woman over in
> the corner, the barman tells the story of how she farted in his pint.
>
> "Reet then" say's the geordie rolling up his sleeves, and marches over to
> where the big black woman is sat, "'scuse me luv, you fart in ma Whitbred"
> to which the woman replies,
> "No I'm Tessa Sanderson."
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Posted By: jimmy Neighbour1, Mar 24, 18:43:49