BNP membership in the summer

All this talk of footballers being lightly toasted on one side has got me thinking.

Suppose you're in the BNP. White power, kick out those with a touch of the tar brush, yada, yada, yada.

Only then you go to the Costa Del Sol. Or even Blackpool.

And get yourself a sun-tan.

Would the BNP then expel you until you'd whitened back up again? Does it bulk-buy factor 50 suntan lotion for its members? Are you allowed to be non-white for a given number of days a year before it's a problem? What country would they seek to ship you "back home" to in the interim?

Does the BNP membership dip sharply every time there is a hot summer, meaning that climate change will ultimately spell the end for our narrow-minded heroes?

Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 24, 12:19:13