I once saw a girl wee herself in Tokyo Joes. She sat on top of a fag machine and pissed everywhere.
Another time in Tokyo Joes a bird sat down to talk to me and she did a massive vile smelly fart. Steam was coming off the walls.
Squires - isn't that big the place with the revolving TV screens on the same side as Tokyo Joes?
Is Cheeky Monkeys still going?
Posted By: Larry Hagman, Mar 23, 21:15:49
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