I picked off another one of those excellent London Paris New York Norwich mugs yesterday

to add to the growing collection tucked carefully away in my bottom drawer.

Of course I can't use them in the office, although I'd love to see the look on that old fool's face if he were to see me innocently sipping my Earl Grey from the well-crafted china whilst perusing the documents for the latest set of clients I'm about to ream for a healthy slice of their income.

You'd think that after I'd managed to pilfer 3 (three!) of them in such a short period that the old tartan-sporting duffer would be a bit more careful, but hey, I'm not complaining - he clearly has more money than sense and anyone who doesn't keep their wits about them in a pool full of piranhas deserves to be taught a jolly good lesson.

Pity he doesn't seem to learn from them though. hahaha. Never mind, I can't wait to add the fifth member to the club and have a good old smirk at him while he fruitlessly scrutinises his desk for the umpteenth time

Posted By: Your typical lawyer, Jan 10, 18:52:25