Voting against Christmas requires strategic turkeys

Tactically, Christmas offers enormous short term growth in the turkey population. Which means - hey - lots of turkey sex if you’re in to that kind of thing.

To see further requires strategic thinking. Beyond your average turkey. And apparently your average Brit as well.

Fuck all of them. I voted liberal but as a very negative can’t stand Boris or Corbyn thing. Felt bad and as soon as I’d done it I regretted my vote. Should have voted Green really and maybe I will now.

Nous Brexiterons tout de suite maintenant. Fuck that as well.

Proper Labour leader with policies which are not all completely f**king stupid and it’s all very different. But what ifs never got anyone anywhere.

Fuck all of this s**t.

Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Dec 12, 23:44:00