Errm....

...I thought that was meant to be something along the lines of...

Copper stops him and asks "excuse me, sir. Have you been drinking ?". Bloke goes "actually I have, but how did you know ? Was my driving erratic ?".

Copper answers "No, sir, your driving was fine. It was just that fat munter in the passenger seat that gave it away."

Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 5, 13:47:40