I guess the difference

is that under the Tories there'd be Proper British Zombies topped up with Zombies from the Commonwealth to replace all the European Zombies no longer allowed in.

But under Labour there would be more Eurozombies who would want to add garlic to your brains before eating them, probably with those silly skinny foreign chips, not like your proper British fat potato chip.

Probably.

I guess at least the garlic would help with the vampire infestation which would probably be Phase Two, though.

Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Dec 10, 13:00:43