He never takes his socks off

Because his feet never sweat, so no need ever to change socks.

I lost the ability to sweat when I was busy being a WAR HERO, had you all forgotten I was a WAR HERO? People liked me back then so I think I’ll remind them about it. I was a WAR HERO you know. Maybe the papers will print pictures of me looking young and dashing in camo gesr instead of looking old and sleazy with my hand on some young totty’s arse. Bugger, it didn’t work.

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 19, 15:23:17