why are clean sheets always taken? everyone says it,nobody says "i shall gracefully accept

the freshly laundered bed linen but next time, i may well not be so gracious and might well chose to decline the 400 thread egyptian cotton super king sized fitted bed sheet goddamn your eyes". Nah it's just "i'll take the f**kun clean sheet". like there's a choice.

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 19, 18:46:21